You can’t say happiness without saying “ha, penis”
(via pitchblackglow)
- “where to, miss?”
- “to the stars”
(Source: f-o-t-o-b-l-o-g, via capjak)
putting this on my idols page b/c i cAN
(Source: latejake, via morb1d)
President Obama comforts a woman in New Jersey whose marina was damaged by Hurricane Sandy.
As theWall Street Journal’s Jeff Yang put it, “If enough people see it, this is the photo that singlehandedly re-elects Barack Obama.”
[Twitter via AP]
romney would at most shake that woman’s hand
romney would probably ask her why she isn’t in the kitchen